Pray observe: I am not vexed by these frivolous women; I maintain them in assorted varieties, as one might fine leather boots. They are ever inclined toward the carousel of flirtation—We are well acquainted with the pattern, so dispense with the contrived drama. It was myself, Dee, and the conveyance—an MPV, An evening of cigars and stout, resounding with the verses of Wu-Tang. Dee withdrew discreetly, permitting me to deliver my most persuasive eloquence. I struck the match, lit the cigar, and affirmed my standing as a gentleman of influence. Remain vigilant—within a fortnight the affair was consummated. Advancing quietly along the avenue, I espied her upon the block—pray tell, to whom does she now devote her attentions? “That is my associate Dee,” they said—confound it, he has surpassed me. Now she entertains his company and mine in equal measure, you perceive. My household is yours to enter (ah), Yet matrimony is not my present pursuit. We attend the club, imbibe, and waltz through the night together.